Chorus:
This is all three parts of me
The artist, the emcee, I’m Alex
The holy trinity, multiple personalities
(“I’m Alex D, AD and Klash”)

Verse 1:
This was before things came to be
before I knew that there was game in me
I was playing trumpet, I was humming
getting lumpy, golfing, caddying for money
I’m the geeky, nerdy, dorky Alex D
If you don’t like it, put your mouth on my phallic d
I should have known I wasn’t meant for the earth
I didn’t know shit about some men and a girl
locked in a dream world
head surrounded by clouds and
I didn’t picture a downtrend
I guess it’s better when you’re being a kid
‘cause when you’re a kid, you don’t need to do shit
especially with two parents
my larynx wasn’t as daring
but now it’s faring fairly well
I didn’t know this was hell
I was living in a fairytale

Chorus:
This is all three parts of me
The artist, the emcee, I’m Alex
The holy trinity, multiple personalities
(“I’m Alex D, AD and Klash”)

Verse 2:
Some people call me Dio, but I’m not that
Trade name infringement, that’s a rock band
Come hip-hop with me, I’m AD
Acing every examination that I’m taking
Oh your diaper needs replacing?
And you want somebody else to change it?
Here take your life and take it
‘cause I’m sick of grown folks acting like babies
What the heck else should I put in this verse? A curse?
I’m already a walking one, I’m cursed
We need to extrapolate this polar thang
on this graph I made and do a promenade
You are probably gay
I don’t know what more to say
“I’m coming for you, motherfucker,” aye?
Like Krazee-Eyez Killa and Larry David on
Curb Your Enthusiasm, baby

Chorus:
This is all three parts of me
The artist, the emcee, I’m Alex
The holy trinity, multiple personalities
(“I’m Alex D, AD and Klash”)

Verse 3:
Where’s my medicine?
Destined to be wretched
Wrecking everything that I get into
Thinking what you're going to before you go into it
Showing you and him
how human men have been losing
and how all our morals are loosening
with a rudeness trip
Klash on your ass
No matter what race, color or creed or ethnicity
all human males are niggas to me
all females are bitches to me
I’m not too big for my britches
You can’t even fit ‘em
Go inside, I’ll stomp you out like an insect
I intersect the devil’s interests
play Russian Roulette when the side of my head itches
All I wanna do is hate people
When I make a song, I create evil

Chorus 2x:
This is all three parts of me
The artist, the emcee, I’m Alex
The holy trinity, multiple personalities
(“I’m Alex D, AD and Klash”)