[Chorus]
It’s all for the best, yes, man
Whether good or bad, it is this, man
It all leads to like consequences
‘cause you asked to get just this thang
Uncle Sam is [*gap*], and it is fact
Not just [*gap*], a shrimp [*gap*] and a big [*gap*]
Straight talk
Not to become dead, man, start by not being a mess yes-man

[Verse 1]
Real talk, a dead man don’t walk his walk
He walks the walk of the master who walks the dog
Watch the dawg as he [*gap*] out this awful [*gap*]
Ring the bell, kiss and tell, he’s got you by the [*gap*]
Uncle Sam just transitioned to Samantha[some man, the] scorned hellish [*gap*], wait, no
On further inspection, that’s a chained drone
I really wish you’d ask if this is really all there is
‘cause you would answer your own question, you gosh darn silly kid
Hypothetical, theoretical, why is Alex lyrical?
Your bad luck feeds my good luck, hey leprechaun, [*gap*] you
Every clover has four leaves wherever I walk onto

[Chorus]
It’s all for the best, yes, man
Whether good or bad, it is this, man
It all leads to like consequences
‘cause you asked to get just this thang
Uncle Sam is [*gap*], and it is fact
Not just [*gap*], a shrimp [*gap*] and a big [*gap*]
Straight talk
Not to become dead, man, start by not being a mess yes-man

[Verse 2]
Women are the new men unless you take a stand
Take her hand? I’ll break her hand when I shake her hand
They won’t do the honor, not because of Covid
That’s a guy thing, plus she don’t support him, ignores them
There goes Alex again, his psychotic rapping again
They run this [*gap*], make sure it doesn’t happen again
I’d rather kill myself than try to get with gal
I’ve got a life, and it isn’t for her little scams
The real acid test is what’s passed her lips
[*gap*] but what she eats will dismantle [*gap*]

[Chorus]
It’s all for the best, yes, man
Whether good or bad, it is this, man
It all leads to like consequences
Because you asked to get just this thang
Uncle Sam is [*gap*], and it is fact
Not just [*gap*], a shrimp [*gap*] and a big [*gap*]
Straight talk
Not to become dead, man, start by not being a mess yes-man

[Verse 3]
Alex was so nice to women in his last song
Oh well, this is different and relevant, it’ll last long
There’s some good ones out there, the rest are damn gone
Fish in the sea isn’t to me, ma’am, they bottom-trawled ‘em
Ah, it’s what God wants I believe, I’m feeling awesome
Have your female dominance now, they’ll get you in the dog-pound again
Have you ever seen a man so glad, who doesn’t give a damn about sticking his [*gap*] up in your [*gap*]?
Vulgar and scholar not mutually exclusive, think of that
Dirty and nerdy, wordy is how I work me in my thinking cap
Americanism is the [*gap*], Americans are some [*gap*]
No better way to end this song
Arrivederci, Hitlers

[Chorus]
It’s all for the best, yes, man
Whether good or bad, it is this, man
It all leads to like consequences
Because you asked to get just this thang
Uncle Sam is [*gap*], and it is fact
Not just [*gap*], a shrimp [*gap*] and a big [*gap*]
Straight talk
Not to become dead, man, start by not being a mess yes-man

[Outro]
Yeah
You pick up artists better get up on it
You’re not getting the girl unless God says that this is what is wanted
I got this
It’s a no-brainer